I don't think it is a coincidence that people stopped posting here right about the time I got a girlfriend, who got to be the sole target of my crazy.
Anyways, we are happily married now. Yay us!
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Wednesday, January 16, 2008
Let the Marcos stories begin!
Hi everyone! So I'm a little late getting this out, but, better late than never I say! ;) So I decided that we should move on from our Kevin stories to our Marcos stories. Back in December, just before Christmas, a small group of us went up to the Temple Visitor's Center to see the Christmas Lights. Not only did Marcos bring Cookies, Fruit and Pizza, (which was fantastic) he also wanted us all to wear Santa Claus hats. That was quickly vetoed by the group, but Marcos still wore his Santa hat. Now I don't have pictures of that, but I do a picture of Marcos wearing his Christmas hat as we went to see the White House Christmas tree on Christmas Eve. He even kept us updated on Santa's arrival through some crazy website called Norbitz. (Or so I think it was called)
If you have a crazy, or fun Marcos story, please feel free to contribute.
Thursday, December 27, 2007
Kevin's Photo of Kevin jumping out of a box!!!
See, I told you I'd get the picture up! ;)
Sorry if it's a little blurry, but you had to see Kevin, with Kevin jumping out of a box. Isn't it cute! :)
Friday, December 21, 2007
Kevin and the Box!
Welcome one and all to this great and Hilarious blog. Or at least, my hope is that it will become a bright spot in each of your days as we add bits and stories to make us all laugh hysterically!
So, I've been wanting to add this story for a while now, but my computer has had "technical difficulties", and now I'm not at a computer with my really awesome picture, but it will get added, just wait for it. So this summer we all had a lot of fun planning suprise birthday party, after suprise birthday party. To be able to accomplish these parties, we sent around numerous, and can I say numerous, emails. We should have formed a chain gang! ;) At my birthday, Kevin got up and started dancing around, and so from that time forth, we have been joking that Kevin should "Jump out of a box". We tried very hard to push the issue for Regina, Tina, and Valerie's Birthday parties in our emails, but Kevin kept writing back that there was, "No way, and no how" that he would be jumping out of a box. But believe it or not we got Kevin to jump out of a box for his own birthday, thanks to Sarah's ingenuity. Sarah made Kevin's birthday cake in the shape of a box, and I printed off a picture of him, and we put the picture on a little spring at the top and had "Kevin jumping out of a box!" It was beautiful. We couldn't help but laugh, it was the best thing ever, especially Kevin's face as we took a picture of him, with his cake of him "jumping out of a box"!
As soon as I can I will post the picture, but I had to tell the story. I know that Kevin may not love it, but he's gotta be laughing about it now! ;)
So, I've been wanting to add this story for a while now, but my computer has had "technical difficulties", and now I'm not at a computer with my really awesome picture, but it will get added, just wait for it. So this summer we all had a lot of fun planning suprise birthday party, after suprise birthday party. To be able to accomplish these parties, we sent around numerous, and can I say numerous, emails. We should have formed a chain gang! ;) At my birthday, Kevin got up and started dancing around, and so from that time forth, we have been joking that Kevin should "Jump out of a box". We tried very hard to push the issue for Regina, Tina, and Valerie's Birthday parties in our emails, but Kevin kept writing back that there was, "No way, and no how" that he would be jumping out of a box. But believe it or not we got Kevin to jump out of a box for his own birthday, thanks to Sarah's ingenuity. Sarah made Kevin's birthday cake in the shape of a box, and I printed off a picture of him, and we put the picture on a little spring at the top and had "Kevin jumping out of a box!" It was beautiful. We couldn't help but laugh, it was the best thing ever, especially Kevin's face as we took a picture of him, with his cake of him "jumping out of a box"!
As soon as I can I will post the picture, but I had to tell the story. I know that Kevin may not love it, but he's gotta be laughing about it now! ;)
Monday, December 17, 2007
Stealing my money
So on the way home from Angelee's party last night, Kevin proceeded to inform me that he and George were plotting to steal my fortune. (For those that may not know, George is one of my cats.) I will give you highlights of the story...since I really didn't listen to everything he said.
Kevin decided to "come clean" and tell me about the plot. According to Kevin he only told me because there was no proof. After calling George and telling him that I knew and he should leave, Kevin proceeded to tell me that George would be using a "cat car" for his escape. Now, Kevin told me how the car worked -- but I didn't quite catch it all.
I understand however, that my money will be funding the development of a shark car. This car will of course allow the sharks of the ocean to drive around on dry land, who -- according to Kevin -- are very safe drivers. Numerous minutes later, and after a description of some difficulties in his production, I was informed that the "first commercially viable" shark car would be named after me. I even get royalties on the use of my name. (Although that came after a threat -- working for a trademark and IP attorney does have its benefits.)
To make matters worse, there were some comments about him giving me a cloned George.
Kevin decided to "come clean" and tell me about the plot. According to Kevin he only told me because there was no proof. After calling George and telling him that I knew and he should leave, Kevin proceeded to tell me that George would be using a "cat car" for his escape. Now, Kevin told me how the car worked -- but I didn't quite catch it all.
I understand however, that my money will be funding the development of a shark car. This car will of course allow the sharks of the ocean to drive around on dry land, who -- according to Kevin -- are very safe drivers. Numerous minutes later, and after a description of some difficulties in his production, I was informed that the "first commercially viable" shark car would be named after me. I even get royalties on the use of my name. (Although that came after a threat -- working for a trademark and IP attorney does have its benefits.)
To make matters worse, there were some comments about him giving me a cloned George.
The Rantings of Kevin Blinn
I imagine many of you have stories of the rantings and ravings of Kevin Blinn. This is a call for those stories. Whether it's the historical inaccuracies of a movie, the logical fallacies of your arguments, or why commercials make him want to kill people. You all have your stories... so let's hear them.
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