So on the way home from Angelee's party last night, Kevin proceeded to inform me that he and George were plotting to steal my fortune. (For those that may not know, George is one of my cats.) I will give you highlights of the story...since I really didn't listen to everything he said.
Kevin decided to "come clean" and tell me about the plot. According to Kevin he only told me because there was no proof. After calling George and telling him that I knew and he should leave, Kevin proceeded to tell me that George would be using a "cat car" for his escape. Now, Kevin told me how the car worked -- but I didn't quite catch it all.
I understand however, that my money will be funding the development of a shark car. This car will of course allow the sharks of the ocean to drive around on dry land, who -- according to Kevin -- are very safe drivers. Numerous minutes later, and after a description of some difficulties in his production, I was informed that the "first commercially viable" shark car would be named after me. I even get royalties on the use of my name. (Although that came after a threat -- working for a trademark and IP attorney does have its benefits.)
To make matters worse, there were some comments about him giving me a cloned George.
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I know this comment comes a month later but I forgot to check the blog. I am not a blogger so I am not used to this sort of things. I must say that I tried very hard not to laugh out loud after I read Tina's posting. That is just so classic of Kevin that it should be called "Pulling a Kevin"
I think that the Apples to Apples story should also be shared in this space.
May Kevin be around us to make us laugh for a long time
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