I imagine many of you have stories of the rantings and ravings of Kevin Blinn. This is a call for those stories. Whether it's the historical inaccuracies of a movie, the logical fallacies of your arguments, or why commercials make him want to kill people. You all have your stories... so let's hear them.
Monday, December 17, 2007
The Rantings of Kevin Blinn
I imagine many of you have stories of the rantings and ravings of Kevin Blinn. This is a call for those stories. Whether it's the historical inaccuracies of a movie, the logical fallacies of your arguments, or why commercials make him want to kill people. You all have your stories... so let's hear them.
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Sweet I've always wanted to rant and rave about Kevin! As soon as I can I'll add the picture and story of Kevin jumping out of a box!!! ;)
This is more challenging than I thought. I can think of many ranting comments albeit not a particular story. One think that I find particularly funny is his passion for killing hippies on an online video game he plays at work. Usually when I ask him how his day at work was he says it is always a good day when you get to kill some hippies. I had never played the game but apparently you go about killing aliens and hippies in a city. I am not sure why, but I know that Kevin would say "why not? they are hippies."
Another funny thing is his ability to remember random facts about the Lord of the Rings and throw them as if they were common knowledge to everyone while we are watching the movie. It makes me wonder how many times he has read the Silmarillion.
Finally, I think it is pretty funny when he gets passionate about discussing the uselessness of a Stormtrooper armor. He goes on and on speculating whether the armor might have spike in the inside so when an Ewok throws a feeble rock at them it is enough to put them out of combat.
I know there are a lot more things to say about our good friend but I won't take all the space here. It might be better if others contribute as well.
Suckers. You are all suckers.
You fell for a classic - but obvious - use of reverse psychology, and now you are all my puppets in my attempt to increase my internet presence.
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